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Would you rather live in the city or country? Why?

Tue, 05 May 2009 00:45:37 GMT

I'd rather just live on a deserted island away from society. a farm is still too close. every now and then you would see a car speed down the paved road a half a mile from your home and you would think, bastards, i came out here to get away from your kind! And on a farm you would have to do stuff, like grow your own food and take care of thing sot survive so you didn't have to see people.

On an island I would use my sirens that I keep locked in the basement currently, to attract ships to the rocky cove and then I would plunder the ships and do away with the people on board, feeding them to my evil, flesh eating sirens. That way I wouldn't have to do everything.

(Hopefully I'll be rading Pygmy at this time tomorrow.)

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The Idiocy of Words

Fri, 01 May 2009 00:13:31 GMT

I am slightly upset with the way we describe things. We live in a society in which the labels we put on beliefs are either positive or negative. For an example, people who are against abortion are pro-life, but people who are for abortion are not pro-death, they are pro-choice. Those who are against abortion would not want to be called anti-choice, or anti-rights.

Well, I was reading about a few of my favorite black metal bands who are more anti-christian than myself, and noticed that anti-christian sentiment is called Christophobia. This is offensive to me and if I was ever called a Christophobe on a serious level, I don't think I would be able to control my rage. People who are against Christianity and it's beliefs generally are not afraid of Christians, nor do they run in fear of the dogmas that are presented by the church. They just don't believe Christianity is true.

The same can be said for people who are against homosexuals. I believe in gay rights, but I know there are some out there who do not. People who don't think that gay people deserve to live like the rest of us are called Homophobic. I would say that most of them aren't afraid of gay people in general, like there are gangs of gay people who hang out in front of abandoned buildings and when homophobes see them, they cross to the other side of the street and flop-sweat as they walk for the next three blocks.

These words that have been made up to describe the belief that Christianity is wrong and homosexuality is against moral values, though I may feel different on both issues, are both offensive and seem to be created by the opposition for their own selfish benefit. Only a Christian would say that their enemy is a Christophobe, the person who is opposing them would never address themselves as such. Only a Homosexual or a supporter of homosexual rights would call someone a Homophobe, said person would never describe their belief in the sanctity of marriage as a fear of gay people or gay actions.

Labels are no loner used to describe something, but to invoke a certain feeling. I don't think that gay people or people who support gay rights would like being called Normophobes (I know I wouldn't) and I don't think Christians would like being called Intelligencophobes (right?).

Thanks...

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 20:43:05 GMT

Starting my Thank You section again. I figured it was time to drop them again for your reading pleasure.

1. Thanks Miss California for letting the world know that honest people still exist. Oh, and thank you for saying that "opposite marriage" is the right way to go. I'm sure all of us have taken your view into account, in part because of your eloquent speach.

2. Thanks Xanga, for finally giving us the opportunity to create our own collective sites. I was really impressed that now we can create a group of posts for Atheists, if we pay you to do so.

3. Thank you very much Mexico, for giving us Swine Flu. Not only do we have to worry about the regular influenza virus, and the dreaded bird flu, but now we must watch out for our negihbors coughing up bacon.

4. Thanks to every news outlet in America for continuing to slam us in the face with Susan Boyle and every other person on that European talent show that has us all hooked. I'm sure these people will be very happy with your prying into their lives at every minute of the day, before we pay them millions of dollars.

Bratz MP3 Player

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:30:35 GMT

So a couple of weeks ago, I was at KB Toys trying to buy my nephew something for his birthday, when I stumbled across a catch. It was a Bratz MP3 player. I was stoked. I picked up the package and carefully read it, making sure I coupdl upload songs to it and it wasn't just one of the gay MP3 players they make for kids that are unable to be editted. Just my luck, it was.

I took this little catch home and deleated the Bratz! The Soundtrack from the MP3 player and began to upload my own music. Here's a picture of the MP3 player:

Isn't it cute? Now, even if I were to paint this device, when the power is turne to the player, it says bratz, in the same letters as above the screen. So, I will leave it alone.

Here is the list of songs that made it onto this covetted device:

1. Ha Ha Holocaust-Anal Cunt

2. The Goatchrist-Belphegor

3. Unsaved-Immolation

4. How the Laughter Died-Impaled Nazarene

5. Liar of Nazareth-Leviathan

6. Sardoniscorn-Leviathan

7. The History of Rape-Leviathan

8. Rape Humanity With Pride-Mayhem

9. Chainsaw Gutsfuck-Mayhem

10. Skeleton Christ-Slayer

11. Hammer Down the Nails-Vital Remains

12. Fukk the Blood of Christ-Belphegor

13.-25. Kill-Cannibal Corpse

26.-34. Tomb of the Mutilated-Cannibal Corpse

35.-45. Vile-Cannibal Corpse

46. Trollhammaren-Finntroll

47. Hemkomst-Finntroll

48. Skog-Finntroll

49. Forsvinn Du Som Lyser-Finntroll

50. Hel Vete-Finntroll

51. Evil-Mercyful Fate

52. Curse of the Pharaohs-Mercyful Fate

53. Into the Coven-Mercyful Fate

54. At the Sound of the Demon Bell-Mercyful Fate

55. Black Funeral-Mercyful Fate

56. Mocking Solemnity-Sunn 0)))

57. Deathe Becomes You-Sunn 0)))

58. 0))) Bow 1-Sunn 0)))

59. 0))) Bow 2-Sunn 0)))

60. Fwtbt-Sunn 0)))

61. Domestic Violence is Really Really Really Funny-Anal Cunt

62. Testicular Manslaughter-Cattle Decapitation

63. A Dying God Coming into Human Flesh-Celtic Frost

64. Fuck Authority-G.G. Allin

65. Needle Up My Cock-G.G. Allin

66. An Erotic Alchemy-Moonspell

67. Mystic Stylez-Three 6 Mafia

What do you think? Anything else I should add?

Hol-Obama-Caust

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:00:33 GMT

Here's the new GYWO. Check it out.

http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_the_debate_9461.php

What do you do to entertain yourself on long road trips?

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:41:00 GMT

I smoke as many joints as I can before my lungs feel like fileted fish, then I just sit back, let the wifey drive and listen to some bitchin ass tunes.

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In today's society, is being a homemaker more difficult or easier than before? How?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:04:38 GMT

I'm getting real fucking tired of all these lame ass featured questions. I attempt to blog at least three times a day, the featured question, and two original posts, one mean spirited and one political or social in nature, about ISSUES THAT MEAN SOMETHING! Being a homemaker doesn't mean shit and what does it matte if it's harder now than it was before? Are you so interested in being a homemaker that if it's harder to do so today than it was in 1864 for instance, are you going to get a time machine and fucking go back to do it then?

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Dear God it's me...Sarah Palin

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:41:52 GMT

*shitty northern rednek accent*

Dear God, it's me, Sarah Palin,

In your all knowing wisdom, please guidance my run for the vice president. If you could, help me to understand what the vice president does on a daily basis, as these people won't tell me. Life in front of the camera's is a lot harder than moose (mooses) skinning in Alaska. I don't understand why I can't just tell people I'm a Maverick and they'll believe me like they did at home, instead of asking me to give them examples on that. To tell you the truth, I didn't even know who John McCain was until he nominated me. Isn't that funny?

I did need to ask, but I've heard a lot of flack on my rape stance. Did you let Job's daughters have abortions after they had sex with their dad? When Noah's son saw him naked, did you take away that pain for free, or show him that dealing with it makes him stronger? Maybe some women deserve it, because they dress like such whores. Every woman should wear nice skirt-suits like myself and cover her legs with boots, so as to make me not want to rape them.

I can't think of any sins to confess right now, but I'll email them to you.

Oh, I did think of one. I didn't mean to lie to Katie when she asked what magazines and newspapers I've read during this time, but I didn't want to tell her. I don't even know half of the magazines those people talk about, in fact, the only magazines I have perscriptions to are Bowhunter and Big Game Quarterly. Oh, and World News and Prophesy Report, but that's free.

Can't you just make these people love me. I know it's your will for me to be President of America, but I think it would be too hard to actually get people to love me enough to pick me. It's easier if they think their voting for Mr. McCain, as he doesn't have much longer with his cancer, but the lord works in mysterious ways.

Oh yeah, thanks for letting 9-11 happen. It's hard to get the East Coast on your side when you hold the beliefs I do, but paying respect to all the people killed in your brothers name really got me in good. Then I told the Republicans there how horrible New york was, so I think I got them both evenly.

Thanks for your helps.

Sarah

WTF?

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:31:57 GMT

How did we lose Heath Ledger, George Carlin, Paul Newman, and Choi Jin-sil in the same fucking year? I thought 2004 was a horrible year for celebrity deaths, but it must have something to do with Presidential elections in America. Maybe the actors in question just couldn't go through another heartbreak like in 2000 and 2004.

I truly do miss these men and woman. There legacy's will not be forgotten. this month, watch some these great performances:

Dogma: Probably carlin's greatest role in film

Shinny Time Station: Only a kids show could put Carlin's foul mouth on television

Monsters Ball: Ledger dies less than half way through, but the movie is more than incredible

The Dark Knight: Ledgers final full role in a movie. Better Joker than Jack

Mayonaisse: Depending on the kind of movie you enjoy, this is hit or miss, but choi's acting alone is incredible

Cool Had Luke: Possible the best anti-hero of all time, Newman won the hearts of millions

Dedwin Hedon's Exiled AKA Torture Camp

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:17:53 GMT

My fiance watches a lot of MTv, so by association, I do as well.

If you haven't seen it, they have a new spinoff of My Super Sweet Sixteen called Exiled, in which the brattiest, most spoiled bitches from the show are sent to a remote country to live for a week and have to work (oh no!) and live in poverty.

The show is crazy because I think they are too lenient with these whores. First of all, a week! Why not a month, or a couple of months? A week is enough time for them to get there, do a couple fo menial tasks, like sweeping, picking up shit and eatings they normally wouldn't even touch.

Here's my idea: Dedwin Hedon's Exiled AKA Torture Camp.

We take these bitches and lock them in my cellar for a month. The entire trip lasts six months, but the first they will just be locked in a completely empty room and only given water and bread to eat once a day.

Once they have seen what pain is, I will employ a few homeless men to help me with the next month, as they will be just locked in the cellar with three bums, and still given the same amount of food and water, which they will eat, while the homeless men do whatever they please with them and get to eat good shit like steak and lobster and the such. None of the footage from this month will be on MTv, but PPV. It will be called eXXXiled.

After the second month, they will then spend another month all alone in the cellar with no human contact, crying and trying to figure out why they wre subjected to such horrible treatment, and debating whether or not they should just kill themselves now to end the suffering.

Months four and five will be the hardst as they will be subjected to the most cruel and punishing torture by yours truly, while i beat and whip and belittle them for being such spoilled little brats. I will make sure to scar them so they will always remember what they have gone through for their selfishness.

The final month they will be visited by their homeless friends again for a farewell send off and of course so they don't forget anything that hass gone on during their Exiled stay. Again, PPV only.

Did I go too far? Would you rather your spoilled little brat get to sit in the hot sun for a week, tanning and doing menial chores, or my special treatment?