Currently Pygmy By Chuck Palahniuk see related

I'd rather just live on a deserted island away from society. a farm is still too close. every now and then you would see a car speed down the paved road a half a mile from your home and you would think, bastards, i came out here to get away from your kind! And on a farm you would have to do stuff, like grow your own food and take care of thing sot survive so you didn't have to see people.

On an island I would use my sirens that I keep locked in the basement currently, to attract ships to the rocky cove and then I would plunder the ships and do away with the people on board, feeding them to my evil, flesh eating sirens. That way I wouldn't have to do everything.

(Hopefully I'll be rading Pygmy at this time tomorrow.)

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