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Friday, November 14, 2008

Bratz MP3 Player

 

So a couple of weeks ago, I was at KB Toys trying to buy my nephew something for his birthday, when I stumbled across a catch. It was a Bratz MP3 player. I was stoked. I picked up the package and carefully read it, making sure I coupdl upload songs to it and it wasn't just one of the gay MP3 players they make for kids that are unable to be editted. Just my luck, it was.

I took this little catch home and deleated the Bratz! The Soundtrack from the MP3 player and began to upload my own music. Here's a picture of the MP3 player:

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Isn't it cute? Now, even if I were to paint this device, when the power is turne to the player, it says bratz, in the same letters as above the screen. So, I will leave it alone.

Here is the list of songs that made it onto this covetted device:

1. Ha Ha Holocaust-Anal Cunt

2. The Goatchrist-Belphegor

3. Unsaved-Immolation

4. How the Laughter Died-Impaled Nazarene

5. Liar of Nazareth-Leviathan

6. Sardoniscorn-Leviathan

7. The History of Rape-Leviathan

8. Rape Humanity With Pride-Mayhem

9. Chainsaw Gutsfuck-Mayhem

10. Skeleton Christ-Slayer

11. Hammer Down the Nails-Vital Remains

12. Fukk the Blood of Christ-Belphegor

13.-25. Kill-Cannibal Corpse

26.-34. Tomb of the Mutilated-Cannibal Corpse

35.-45. Vile-Cannibal Corpse

46. Trollhammaren-Finntroll

47. Hemkomst-Finntroll

48. Skog-Finntroll

49. Forsvinn Du Som Lyser-Finntroll

50. Hel Vete-Finntroll

51. Evil-Mercyful Fate

52. Curse of the Pharaohs-Mercyful Fate

53. Into the Coven-Mercyful Fate

54. At the Sound of the Demon Bell-Mercyful Fate

55. Black Funeral-Mercyful Fate

56. Mocking Solemnity-Sunn 0)))

57. Deathe Becomes You-Sunn 0))) 

58. 0))) Bow 1-Sunn 0)))

59. 0))) Bow 2-Sunn 0)))

60. Fwtbt-Sunn 0)))

61. Domestic Violence is Really Really Really Funny-Anal Cunt

62. Testicular Manslaughter-Cattle Decapitation

63. A Dying God Coming into Human Flesh-Celtic Frost

64. Fuck Authority-G.G. Allin

65. Needle Up My Cock-G.G. Allin

66. An Erotic Alchemy-Moonspell

67. Mystic Stylez-Three 6 Mafia

What do you think? Anything else I should add?

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